I want taiwan

vampires must be the loneliest freaks in world, much more than shamim, some outcast in my secondary school and last but not least, akon with his favourite song. i am sort of experiencing it now due to a screwed body clock. it's hell silent here at night.

i've slept the whole day, except for 2 hours of gaming and the meals. i was woken by the noise from the television at midnight and wondered when will be the next time i'll be sleeping again. somebody bat me out please?

i'm JEALOUS of yi ting, a good friend of mine whose name confused the blur teachers because it is similar to mine. this is out of point, so ignore it and move on to why i'm jealous. he flew back to taiwan for holiday and instead of missing us good old friends, this is what he got...

millions of shops, colourful streetlights, pretty babes, cosy apartment, liquor, delicious delicacies, old school stuffs and 120 channels on the damn tv.

jealous already? don't worry, you've got me at least. yt gets everything stated above, i get peanuts and unfortunately, NOT t.t durai's peanuts. i think half of his peanut can buy everything in my house. i'm gonna bug yt for a souvenir. that crazy ass told me he might pon poly to have his extended holiday. lucky shit.

now i'm bored. i mean i'm bored since i woke up. so much that i tried to freak myself out with the pranks at liquidgeneration. cheap thrill huh? some are so-not-scary. in fact most are not. usually, a dumb face pops into the screen accompanied by lots of screaming which sound like a lousy screamo band. anyway, if you do check out the site, go under games and try the card trick. do approach me if you are still fooled by a the 'evil man' after a million tries.

i better get out of the house for some fun tomorrow. next, i'll stuff myself with lots of food and try to get sleep. no nightmares please.

my last words: I WANT TO GO TO TAIWAN!

Apologies

i'm feeling DAMN bad.

i just made some girl sad/angry/whatever.

this was what happened. upon 10, i rated some other girl she asked me to, higher than her by some. she got sad over that to the extent of not wanting to talk to me, which i hope is only for the moment please. girls are complicated eh?

i better keep my fucking mouth shut when it comes to comparison betweens girls next time. GAH!

The emo kids are out

another boring, lonely friday night. rofl.

i met up with kc and gang at dhoby gaut station at around 9.30 having a bad feeling that nothing much can be done this night. i was right indeed. i rang up pool junction for table reservation and this sweet voice told me i'll be put on the loooooooooooooooong waiting list, so long that she haven't call me back now, where i'm already in the comfort of home.

up next, we tried labyrinth and pool fusion with fail. kc suggested klassic but that place do not allow slippers while two of the gang were wearing them.

my desperation for some fun lead me to drawing up a flawless plan to enter klassic:
1) we have 5 guys, 3 with shoes and 2 without.
2) 3 of us with shoes will enter the pool hall and get a table and the far end, far away from the counter.
3) 2 idiots will remove their stinky shoes and the remaining guy will bring out the shoes.
4) the 2 morons out there will put on the shoes and the 3 of them will join in.

how retarded, but it was already 12 plus and we were too damn lazy to move our asses, even by an inch. we all have already lost the pooling climate and ended up lepak-ing outside nafa. we thought of getting beer but not a trace of alcohol could be found in the two mama-shops we went. weird, maybe they got raided or something. we emo kids sat and watched people passing by as it's the only thing that entertained us more than watching our toe nails grow.

the midnight charge had already started and it would be a waste to cab home for doing nothing. so we had no choice but to go the sucky pool hall at paradiz. i shall not elaborate on the environment but here's a clue. it's a place that no one normally can get me to go to, even though i'm threatened with a double-barrelled shotgun. but tonight was an exception, i went bonkers.

we left at 1 plus and decided to visit the toilet at the singapore pools collection center. this was when, one of the most exciting happenings occured to twist the lonely night. guess what? we saw a naked couple humping on each other vigorously, emitting moans and groans which echoed through the cold empty washroom, sounding like huge dinosaurs mating.









turned on? aha, FOOLED!

okay, bullshit aside. we saw this man with his belt unbuckled and pants unzipped slumped across the floor. whoa, another murder scene for a triple-9 episode i thought but no, its just some stupid drunkard who collasped while peeing. how dumb, he'll be bloody embarrassed the next morning, finding out he was drown in his own pee when the toilet cleaner wakes him up. after aaron snapped a few highly-artisitc pictures of him, we left to cab home.

i'm fungry. so much that i wanted to rob the mc donald's delivery rider when it whizzed past my cab.

Drink GAIN IQ!

i've checked out what elective i'm posted to and its some problem solving and creative thinking skills poop. this a yet another reason for me to go party. please note that i'm NOT dying to get into that course because i'm not creative or i can't think. there's only ONE damn reason to it - this is the only non-examinable module i can choose. i don't want to risk doing badly or failing foreign languages, so there. but once again, can creativeness be taught? i thought only drinking gain milk powder can increase your creativeness.
being a good boy who wants good results, i hacked into the school server and obtained a test paper for that module. i assume that we gonna be tested on that so fellow MIT students, here is the test paper.

blogspot isn't generous enough to upload it in actual size. i shall be nice and type out the questions for you guys. thank me?

Question 1
a) How do you drive a straw into a potato? (4 marks)
b) State another method of doing it. (2 marks)

Question 2
How do you balance a book on a piece of vanguard sheet? (4 marks)

Question 3
Xiao Ming started using MSN messenger and uses "Xiao Ming" as his nick. After sometime, he found it very dull. You are his friend. State what you can do to help him. (5 marks)
*IMPORTANT! 5 MARKS!

being a nicer guy than i normally am today, i have decided to give you all the answers so you can mug in advance. do give me a treat or two if you score an A or Distinction for this module 6 months later.

Answers

Qn1
a) hold the straw like how your counter-terrorist model in CS holds his dagger. using your thumb, cover one end of the straw. now, aim and stab the potato.
if you are creative enough, the straw will penetrate your potato deeply. hur.

b) instead of stabbing the potato like most boring peeps will do, do it otherwise. cover one end of the straw with your thumb and hold it tight. next, slam the potato towards the straw!
always remember that there's more than one way of doing things.

Qn2
fold the vanguard into a structure which looks like this from side-view.
/\/\/\/\/
the bends provide more support and therefore, even a thick dictionary can be balanced on the vangaurd.

Qn3
teach Xiao Ming how to beautify his nick using capital and small letters, asterisks, slashs, numbers and other symbols which doesn't mean anything at ALL.
e.g. `~*/~'''{xIa0-_-mInGxXx}'''~\*~`
this can be done in a trillion ways and lecturers will accept them as the right answer.

that's all folks, mug hard and don't let yourself and your parents down.

Wah lao eh! five marks also kay gao

okay, good morning. its bloody early for me now and following will be reasons to why the hell am i up at this time. somebody told me that results gonna be out at 12 midnight sharp and its bullshit. i stayed till almost 4 and decided to just sleep with no fear. about 7.30 just now, i woke up due to anxiety stress the suspense i'm being kept in.

like earlier on in the morning, i carefully typed in my admin number and password, just this time, ready to strike the monitor or keyboard if the screen shows messages like 'no results yet.' then, i hit the key of fate, which is 'enter' in disguise. following, it shown this message: attention all NS eligible students, if you are still pursu... sometimes, i just feel like evolving into a huge giant and kick the school. can't they just show the damn results? every guy will be thinking about if they passed or scored at that moment, not when will they be camouflaged in leaves and carrying a gun. i had to clicked 'OK' for it to go away and finally, i saw the real thing, something i had always both wanted, and didn't want to see.

guess what? what i saw made me screammmmm. so loud that anyone within 10km radius could have heard it. beloved seng kang and hougang residents, if you do hear anything close to a man being stabbed in the balls, you've got my sincere apologies for that. drama aside, this i what i saw.

MULTIMEDIA COMPUTER ------------------- B+
JAVA PROGRAMMING ----------------------- B+
DIGITAL MEDIA & DESIGN ------------------ A
ELECTRONICS FUNDAMENTALS ------------ B+
MATHEMATICS 1 ----------------------------- C
COMMUNICATION SKILLS ------------------- B
SEMESTRAL PROJECT 1 ---------------------- Pass
PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT ------------------ B+

fuck, the B+s could have been As. its just a mere less than 5%.

multimedia computer: thinking back, i knew where i lose marks. project and the final papers. only 4 of 5 questions that i spotted appeared. those peeps, you'll know who you are. WHERE IS MY MARCHE?!

java programming: i was ambushed by the debugging section, managing only to find 2 out of 10 errors. that's 16 marks down the kallang drain for buddha's sake.
















digital media design: my project really saved my ass. i typed out all my notes the night before like all other papers and LOL, like what i always told my brother. lie on the bed study, falling asleep within 5 minutes. next morning wake up, panick.

electronic fundamentals: the whole course was very smooth sailing till the common test. screw the person whose handphone vibrated throughout the whole paper. alright, the sentence before this is just a consolation.

mathematics 1: i'm glad that i survived this nuclear explosion. i didn't know how or why, so probably, the only explaination is that many failed for that. moderation works wonders.
















communication skills: good enough, B shows that i'm an average communicator

semester project: there's only 2 outcomes and i knew its a pass from the very start. hope the project wins me a prize too! pray hard it gonna be something like a laptop (dream on) and not anything close to peanuts and crackers.

personal development: DAMN! i expected an A or even distinction for this! for all the effort i've put in, i've got only a B+. but this course is really bullshit. it required me to do stupid things like making devices that protect eggs from 4-storey falls. it helped me to improve my pool techniques though. want to bum around? select pd for your elective.

speaking of elective, i hope they assign me to the creative thinking and problem solving module because i heard it involves neither thinking nor creativity. pray hard that they will NOT chuck me into a language class that teaches 'bonjour' or 'kawaii neh'. still, i've a strong feeling i'll get posted into the maths enrichment class.

alright, i want to sleep. basketballing under darren's healthy lifestyle programme later.