Queen of England

i went sengkang's pizza hut for lunch and noticed they have some new company policy namely, bowing before customers. at first, this really young waiter bowed to me. i thought: this boy who looks fifteen must be a noob working during the holidays. noobs probably show more respect to their customers. but after meeting the other waiters/waitresses, i guess it must be some sort of new etiquette. they all bowed to me like i'm the queen of england sultan of temasek. before i left, they all bowed again, a forty-five-degree bow. maybe it was due to the drop in ranking of singapore's customer service. anway, that was why i quit kendo back then. 1) i went there with friends. 2) i never liked it one bit. 3) they made me bow to the school crest and kneel-bow to the trainer.

oh yes before i forgot, some rather new counter girl at pj asked for desmond's and kc's id. rofl x 3. now, desmond became emofied.

check out the pack of trishaws around bugis and middle road. they are cooler than jay chou's initial-d racing car. they are heavily modified with neons, LEDs, surround sound speakers, sub-woofers and one even had a redundant exhaust pipe.

school's starting tomorrow. gah.

boo. i made my way down to as far as toa payoh and found out that the two basketball courts were occupied, one by taichi and the other by people playing friendly matches. some how, the friendly matches isn't that friendly. i was a little pissed that darren didn't tell me the courts are full. we noobies had to shoot a few hoops when the two teams happened to be attacking and defending at the other side. imagine the ball i shot hits the rim and bounced off to the other end causing some confusion. i'll be fucked. so after shooting a few, i gave up and sat down to watch. it was quite an exciting show. there's a group of china players and among them, there's a fair muscular guy who was half naked and was wearing a thick gold chain. it looks very inappropriate but well, maybe it's his only asset kept with him before leaving china and was instructed not to lose it. the lights went out by ten and i made my way home.

i bumped into way liang, my ex-classmate and chatted with him on the train. he's the man, rofl. 'o' levels on next monday and he was out playing basketball earlier on. didn't that make him the real bad boy? good luck and all friend.

i by-passed saint andrew's village and saw that their swimming pool is already up. olympic size though but WHO THE HECK WITH A SANE MIND DARES TO SWIM IN IT?! people of 3 schools crowding in a swimming pool makes it a pond instead. i might try to get a job as a life-guard there but guess i will be bore out in no time. i mean, which girl would dare to take a dive with sas and sajs?

off to pj.

monday night, i got the honour of going out with four girls, muahaha. anyway, breaking news here so listen up. jasmine was wearing a skirt. let me repeat. JASMINE, WORE AN APPAREL, KNOWN AS A SKIRT! you're way to go man.

we planned to go newton for some food and walk there from scotts. when we reached, it was closed. what the hell! tourist attraction closed on the eve of a public holiday? maybe it was renovating. we finally settled with the idea esplanade and hopped onto a bus which took us there. we ordered oyster omelette and sambal stingray. after that, yve and me were broke but happy. food is one of the things that makes the world go round right? opposite our table were this young lady and a rather old man. there's only two of them and they had more than five dishes on their table. on the other hand, we had five people and two dishes. poor we. their eating style tickled us so much that i choked on the chilli. they looked like they were venting out by eating.

we bummed around and played cards as it rained. up next, i joined solikin for pool at pj and was forced to bunk over his place by the heavy rain.

moodless.

Assassin ninja wannabe

a friend introduced me an online buying site and it's real hilarious shit, oh to me at least. so much that i LOL-ed for the whole night while surfing it till 6am. i've got no clue whether it is legal. so let me declare that:
1) no part of this entry is advertising the products shown for real
2) this entry is not created to defame the featured company
3) this entry is created only for one thing, fun

to begin here, i present http://www.tbotech.com/ which markets self defence products.

Stun Master pretty young ladies out there, you might need to carry this in your prada or lv handbag. it costs 80 bucks but protects your chastity from big bad wolves. it has got a warranty of life-time too. check it out, it is good investment.

WildFire Pepper Spray

this is yet another useful self defence tool that is highly effective. however, i think it crossed the line of self defence. read on.

WildFire pepper spray is an inflammatory agent. It will induce coughing, choking and nausea, as well as dilating the eye capillaries resulting in temporary blindness. The mucous membranes will swell to prevent all but life support breathing causing the assailant to be temporarily incapacitated. A one second burst of WildFire pepper spray will stop an attacker for up to 45 minutes without causing permanent damage. Both sprays have 6-10 one second bursts and the effective range is 8-10 feet.

am i right? it's more of you attacking the assailant. you would have done more damage to the snatch-thief than he did to you if he's just intending to snatch your purse that holds thirty-five dollars. rofl pwned. poor thief.

after browsing on, i began to realize MOST of the products sold have actually crossed the line. the following products have almost no linkage with self defence.

what does this look like? some toy sold at three-for-ten dollars at the pasa malam? NO! it's a fucking rifle crossbow for your info. oh buddha! crossbow = self defence? i thought crossbow = ancient war/hobby. i mean, with advanced technologies, we don't carry crossbows around in poly and blast off some aggressive beng's head right?

ah, yes. and if you insist on getting a crossbow though you can't fucking aim, here's an aid for you. please do not go "OH DAMN, IT'S FIFTEEN DOLLARS!" spare a thought for others. your mere fifteen bucks could save innocent lives.

Havok

i LOVE this to the core. sexy isn't it? so much that i figured out how i could buy it. imagine whizzing around town like a super hero ninja and showering a sky of ninja stars on the baddies. the hero will go broke or something. about 12 bucks for a star. i think it is more cost efficient to buy a revolver and a dozen of magazines.

anyway i can't throw stars for nuts. maybe i'll get these cheaper ones for a start.

Ninja Climbing Set
check out the ninja foot spikes, hand claws and grappling hook. it's so LOL. who in this urban city needs that? equipped with that, maybe i can get into istana within a few leaps and say HELLO to mr s r nathan. (: see, having all these self defence weapons and gadgets, WHO NEEDS TO PLAY MAPLE STORY? WHO NEEDS TO BE AN ASSASSIN IN ORDER TO THROW STARS? rofl.

and by the way, i saw the above at the bottom of the webpage. WHOA! supported by major credit cards, meaning high chance that it's legal. peeps, get your defence gadgets into the cart today!

Other products
-tasers
-bear sprays
-pepper spray rings
-maces
-voice changers
-handcuffs
-police batons

enjoy.

Monday blues + 10 hours in school = ?

i've checked out my new timetable for the semester. at first i was kind of happy because i saw the right-most column blank and thought friday's an off. but awww, it's the saturday column actually. so with no delay, i had a quick glance through it to see how unlucky can i get.

monday, 8 am to 6 pm with two hours of break. OI! TEN HOURS?! I GO KINDERGARTEN FOR TWO HOURS PLUS, SECONDARY SCHOOL FOR ABOUT FIVE HOURS. NOW POLY TEN HOURS, UNI TWENTY HOURS IS IT? okay la, luckily it isn't everyday.

i hope the lab lesson in between the two breaks is not compulsory. this way, i can nap or go somewhere to bum around. i know school's on, we as students should start studying or even look like we are studying BUT BUT BUT, i have five hours of the same lecturer, four to c programming and one to semester project. pray hard the lecturer isn't boring or confusing because i think c programming is similar to java programming in some way.

anyway, after all these shit above its tuesday! where school starts at 3.10pm and ends at 6pm. meaning... AFTER LESSONS ON MONDAY CAN PARTY! aiya, but who can party with me? boo.

wednesday and thursday isn't as bad as an armageddon but yes, friday again is a ten-hour day at school with eight hours of lessons. thinking on the bright side, maybe those e-learning and self-learning aren't compulsory. okay, chuck these aside and enjoy the last 7 days.

by the way, the traffic police suspended my dad from driving for three months. isn't that bad but he has got to attend some course costing $73.50. some course at east coast road safety park a maybe? seventy-three dollars and fifty cents? good business huh.