Jump off the building with a shinai = lmao

today's FUN!

okay, maybe not THAT fun but still it is better than the rest of last week which was dull. guess what? i went kbox-ing! in case you are from mars or even pluto, kbox's a place where there are rooms, karaoke sets and where people who probably can't sing gather.

"where people who probably can't sing gather." why do i say that?

of course, i do have my reasons so listen. i was late and went up to the ktv room alone. as i was looking up for the room my friends are in, i walked pass several rooms and...

first room: i was stunned by the low-frequecy yet trembly-loud noise voice emitted from it. the first thing that came into my mind was DINOSAURS! recall watching jurassic park? yeah, it sounded exactly like dinosaurs having a hot orgasm in that movie. i wonder what were in the room and what were they doing.

second room: there's a huge transition between this room and the the previous. so followed up was a sharpest ever shrill of the century, which was probably of 20 thousand hertz. something you might not even hear if you take a trip down to a pig farm everyday.

third room: this was just what i needed after walking past the first and second room. the singing sounded as monotonous constant as tibetan holy chantings. oh dalai lama, how peaceful for my ears.

with these rubbish aside, i proceeded to my room to watch others sing because i couldn't read the sub-titles. i had only two chances to sing and i made full use of them by screaming my lungs off at the mike. i think i've beaten the three rooms mentioned above because rico who was in the toilet claimed to have heard my wonderful singing. that was ultra de-stressing. so do try out, it isn't that expensive. after watching numerous mtvs that they've picked, i realized there's a pattern in mando-pop mtvs. they all revolve around people running, couples making out, girls getting terminal illnesses, and stupid guys dying for them. i remember one where a retard held onto his shinai (kendo stick) and charged down the top of the building just because his girl's in a coma. and after landing like a curry-stained roti prata at the first storey, the girl wakes up suddenly to look for him. no comments, just...

lmao! out.

Durian fetish and Emo friday

it had been a rather long week.

first to begin with, we'll have rico and company's durian fetish!

it all started when rico discovered this genuine d-24 drink and decided to try it. soon, most of the gang started drinking it almost everyday and even generously brought the fragrance into our air-conditioned LTs and tutorial rooms. the fragrance however, were unwelcomed by people like stephanie and jia lin. they make a huge din about it, probably acting cute or seeking attention. i'm just kidding, but even mr son said it was just a drink, so... RELAX LA! and by the way, the usual drink isn't like how it looks in the picture. the one shown is an early-bird special.

Emo friday

now, look at these faces...

jay chou: sigh...

siti: arghhhhh!

jinxian aka dayang (look at his shirt): wo bu yao mei ren yu, wo yao zzzzzzzzzzzz...

farhana: i want to go home...

yit jing: wah lao eh... i slept for three hours only leh.

why are they like that? read on.

i reached school at 7.30am and was walking through the back gate when jinxian called. he told me that internet application lab was cancelled, just a few minutes ago. i went WHAT THE HELL! and made my way to yio chu kang mrt staion where all the sleepy heads gathered. everyone was pretty moodless as the next lesson only starts at one. that's five and a half hours! enough for me to go johor, say hi to my aunty and uncle and then rush back.

so after some discussion, we ended up in food junction to eat, drink, bum around, crack dirty jokes, read papers, play scissors-paper-stone, play handphone games and finally! it is nine-forty only. ughhh. we went to grassroots club to play the arcade machines. i like the safari game where you drive on a jeep to capture animals - liang teck's profession, as he works at night safari. by ten-thirty, we tried the pool hall which is supposed to be opened by eleven. liang teck psycho-ed the minah at the counter by telling her she's lonely and so, she allowed us in. this time for real, the clock struck one and we went for our lecture - to sleep of course.

Energy!

des and i came across this poster at some kbox and found it weird. so... what the heck is so energetic about/in this poster? where is the energy they promised? lol, by the way that's des' finger so energy fans, kill him if you want to, not me. people, you can try copying this picture and using editing tools, circle out the part which you think is energetic in red. this excludes the middle finger. mail in your entries to me and i'll select the most reasonable and convinving one to walk away with ONE-HUNDRED cents. entries with des' middle finger circled will be voided.

Twenty-day Spectacles Scheme

i made a trip down to bugis with high hopes that i'll recover my specs. okay, maybe i was lying to myself. jay chou was nice enough to accompany me while waiting for his friends to reach. he's there for some steamboat! lucky bastard! i went around the whole food court asking the auntys but all claimed they are honest people and that my specs were probably pocketed. at last, i went to the lost and found office for a last try and left in dissapointment.

i was pretty stoned today due to sleeping at three plus and waking at six plus yesterday morning. i was thinking of my poor specs. hope the person who took it gets sore eyes till christmas ends. yes i'm evil, but not enough to hope he'll go blind. besides missing my specs, i was drawing up twenty-day spectacles scheme which will be implemented on 10th, december 2005.

here's a rough brainstorm of my scheme.

• my objective is to get a little more than a hundred bucks by the end of the scheme.
• i'll give myself a twenty-day limit. however, it can be delayed because i'm the boss.

1. go on a hunger strike to save up more efficiently. meanwhile, cover up with a noble excuse, claiming that it's done as a protest to help raise funds for the needy in africa.
2. cut down pooling by seventy percent, or even a hundred if i can.
3. start working as a coffee boy during day and a pimp when night falls.
4. get a rifle off Toy 'R' us' shelf and plan a daylight robbery on some ulu bank, hopefully not getting my skull blasted to smithereens. yes, i'm a brick head.
5. 4-D
6. hang around noob pool salons and be a hustler.
7. go changi. you know, i know. i shan't elaborate.
8. print counterfeit banknotes.
9. design tickets labelled "George Bush's charity shield for third world countries" to scam.
10. TOTO

after making a thorough analysis, i've chosen plan #2. reasons to it, i don't want ending up losing any balls, going behind the bars and getting rotans, getting std, losing even more money or dying of hunger.

as a saying goes, a journey of a thousand miles starts with one step, i'm dropping a miserable five bucks into my piggy to mark the start of the scheme. anyway i doubt i'll accomplish it in twenty days. maybe look out for christmas offers so i pay lesser.

Emofied

SAD. fucking careless me left my specs at bugis food court. i ordered beef soup rice and took off my specs because of the steam. and without checking, i left it there and headed home. the food court was closing that time and wasn't crowded. pray hard that some nice aunty that clears the table keep it with the drinks stall. i'm gonna try my luck tomorrow. slim chance though. BOO. if not, i'll have to think of ways to get another pair, like saving up for twenty days, borrow cash, extort or robbing the bank.

my zen micro went crazy. during noon, it shuts down automatically after it's being swtiched on for five seconds and by evening, it doesn't want to shut down after being switched off. getting on my nerves. i tried to look for the warranty card today but found the slip which was given to me when i serviced it back then. i think it's one-time replacement only. ahhh well, gonna call and check it out.

with all the bad, here's a little good. i got a new graffiti-design wallet by myuk. now they design bags too. they're quite funky and some are old school. i'll get one if i can recover my poor lost specs.

there's two quizzes tomorrow and i haven't touched anything on it yet. hope it won't like fail badly. i'll turn in now and study during tomorrow's break.

out.

Victoria's Secret

sorry about the home-made video which i promised. i'm 'busy' and haven't got the cable to transfer video files from my phone to my computer. i just realized i'm way far back for maths after doing the e-quiz, which i scored 6/10. i've learnt nothing else except that my maths lecturer likes to stick his fingers between his buttons and scratch his tummy once in a while. focus, focus, FOCUS!

i'm now re-planning how my homepage for semestral project should be done. of course, half-heartedly. the other half's on chatting and listening to music. anyway this is funny! des misunderstood me during a discussion.

here goes the conversation...

Emodified Des -= You almost always pick the best time to drop the worst lines youve almost made me cry again this time says:
you got hear sonata arctica?
armor for sleep says:
winterheart's guild
armor for sleep says:
yeah
armor for sleep says:
i quite like victoria's secret
Emodified Des -= You almost always pick the best time to drop the worst lines youve almost made me cry again this time says:
lol
Emodified Des -= You almost always pick the best time to drop the worst lines youve almost made me cry again this time says:
why you say that
armor for sleep says:
not bad what.
Emodified Des -= You almost always pick the best time to drop the worst lines youve almost made me cry again this time says:
ya la..
armor for sleep says:
the song noisy
Emodified Des -= You almost always pick the best time to drop the worst lines youve almost made me cry again this time says:
eh>
Emodified Des -= You almost always pick the best time to drop the worst lines youve almost made me cry again this time says:
i thought you talking abt underwear
Emodified Des -= You almost always pick the best time to drop the worst lines youve almost made me cry again this time says:
lol

it's really LOL! i know i'm unpredictable at times and switch topics with no prior warning but switching from a metal band to lingerie is ridiculous. BUT, blame the title of the song instead. who wouldn't have thought of that?

alright, time to get down to solid work and by the way, my computer's crashing anytime, boo.