GAH-ed

maths paper was bad, so was c programming paper today. i've got nothing much to say so let pictures do the job.

i've got no say for this. i admit i'm not good with numbers.

let me rant a little on this. for maths, i'm okay with blanking almost half the paper before leaving because i really don't know know how to do them. for c programming, i've blanked alot due to lack of time. i suck at theory, writing fucking lines of codes. being unsure of the line i'm writing and if it is wrong, the next line will probably be wrong too. i need time and a damned compiler! RAWR!!!

alright, enough of this. i should be studying for datacomm soon. better score for it and make sure my gpa doesn't fall below three. else ggnore.

academics aside, heard about the "tony* campus superstar"? in case you don't know, it is the tragic story of a poor girl who was ingenious enough to film herself making love with her beloved or whatever, getting her handphone stolen and the video shared over the internet.

this portray alot on a couple of the world's greatest disasters, first being man's stupidity and then science. let me pose a question to you, listen.

picture you wanting to have sex with your boy/girl/whatever. (try even if you are conservative or not horny at all. don't have a boy/girl/whatever, get an imaginary one.) now, start fantasizing.

DONE?

alright, my next question will be: have any thoughts of filming down the hot orgasm crossed your mind? i guess not and if you did, don't bother reading on. i mean, who does that? in my opinion, such events are suppose to be like hmmm.. do and that's it? maybe look foward to the next if you are horny but there's no need to video it down. you aren't gonna keep it and then show it to your grandchildren, right?

"ah boy ah, look at this video. back to when i was still a hot babe 40 years ago, i had alot of fun with this guy. BUT, he's not your grandpa." not gonna happen man.

next about science, the spreading of it on the internet. some friend of mine told me the clip went global. but not to fear, some guy from the states will probably say "mannn, what's this? laggy, bad filming, bad resolution, lousy electronic and organic equipments." alright rofl, that's rubbish. before i end, i'll say that the thief's a real bastard. koop other's phone still want to upload the r-rated contents.

zzz, out.

The sup. papers are in. We're cool.

i'm now having this imminent feeling of bombing my maths exam. i want it to either just come quickly or very slowly. GAH!

like darren said, "sup papers are the in-thing. we're cool."

Flashback

hi i'm back, chilled this time and i'm going to write about what happened briefly since i fell sick till now.

without the tie, this was how i dressed for the presentation. my black nylon belt made it really PAP, rofl. as for the presentation, po and i were heavily bombarded during the Q and A session. i could only answer three of four questions. i guess the reasons might be either (1) lousy contents, (2) lousy contents due to one of the screwed up group member, or (3) we made enemies in the elective group. apparently, it's the second reason. i think po and i did well enough despite lacking man-power. reason three is totally out, we aren't cocky. we didn't even shoot any questions throughout both presentation weeks.

up next were the rushing of projects, iad, semestral project and c programming. i had three sleepless nights before finishing and then handing them up by this monday. on that day, rico, jinxian and i got so high and randomly went to sakae sushi for a buffet. we by-passed yishun while cabbing home together and i mentioned japanese snacks. jinxian's and rico's eyes met, gleamed and exclaimed, "SUSHI BUFFET!" well, that's it. here are some pictures.

these were part of our first and second round. we had three rounds, first all-snacks, second all-sushis and third all-handrolls, all in an hour.

our round three collection of plates. we ate 150SGD worth of the dishes' selling price. when we finished the second round and while rico was still chewing hard to swallow, jinxian came up with a killer line of the week which choked rico violently. "And remember, there's still handrolls." we never ever gonna do that again. it caused us indigestion, so dear fellow readers, never try that.

wednesday, i had iad common test and i screwed it up real bad. usually when i don't know how to answer a question, i'll probably have something to crap about, either from general knowledge or common sense. this time, i really had nothing much to write about. this was one of the questions, "Explain the workings of the DNS." now look at my answer "Basically, the protocol Domain Naming Server (DNS) is..." what the hell huh? it just looked so confident at the start. i guess i'll get some marks for writing DNS in full. HAHA.

i've got no comments on thursday's common test, digital electronics. after it ended, the gang went to celebrate the end of common tests (marking the beginning of exams too). rico, jinxian and i stayed over at liang teck's to finish up semestral project. i had done mine so i was just slacking on liang's bed giving tips and helping a little here and there. i kept playing and feeding liang's cute little hamsters, fortunately not killing them. we took family pictures of them and liang uploaded them into his website project. after finishing the projects, we went down to buy cup noodles, drinks and then slack under a void deck. we got back at around six and played monopoly to keep ourselves awake.

i head-started as the most power landlord controlling many lands, was reduced to a pauper with only sixty dollars, regained my empire after making a fortune, lost 40k within half a loop and finally got bankrupt.

raffles city, one of my last territory.

even my last territory was used to pay my debts.

unable to pay 20k worth of rent, i declared bankruptcy before getting thrown behind the bars.

damn! the reds, blues, yellow and one green were all mine at the beginning.

alright, i'm about to end here and have decided to end it with a picture. before that, i shall make a declaration. THE MODELS FEATURED IN THE PICTURE WERE JUST POSING A REAL SENARIO. NO PART OF IT IS GENUINE AND IT SPEAKS NOTHING OF THE MODELS' ACTUAL SELVES.

okay, it's now safe. this is what i saw at grassroot's club. some guy playing a shooting game with an extremely unique expression. i wanted to snap pictures but it was too obvious. so after he left, we decided to pose him for a shoot.

he looked worse than this, as if he was surfing some american porn. i wonder why was his mouth wide opened since he was only shooting with the gun.

hang on while we work towards our holidays guys,

out.

The Exaggerator presents "Chao Cheapo" a sequel to "The Presentation"

it seems that i'm not the only one making noise about this. Exaggerator really made his mark, like The Matrix and Lord Of The Rings. he first appeared in the entries weeks ago and now, he released another two in a streak.

this time, i really had to say things out bluntly. Exaggerator, you are pushing the limits of quite a few. let me expose your PROUD HONORABLE ACHIEVEMENTS and let them be internationally recognized.

The Hall Of Fame

September 2005

he acted pitiful and borrowed a Java programming project from a classmate for 'reference'. he replaced the variable names in the program, put down his own name and called it HIS project.

January 2006

he gave irrelevant excuses like 'my ang moh very lan' for being inactive in prelimary paperwork discussions.

Febuary 2006

he tried to free ride his creative thinking project presentation with a medical certificate, which he thought was an igenious plan.

Febuary 2006

he ran dry on excuses. resourcefully, he recycled his ploys and reused the one that was used in his debut appearance. he managed to con a C Programming project code and shamelessly went on for the flow chart too. he failed for that but have still injusticely gained because the project code covers a large portion of the entire project.

Febuary 2006

he went on hunt for people who have done their Internet Application Development website project. well, for reference there isn't anything wrong. i admit that i do that too, i surf through the entire net to look for ideas. but due to his bad history, he'll probably change the contents only and rename it to be his if he manages to get hold of someone's website. as how the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" goes, no one fell for it thankfully.

besides that, i've done up a site for him if he actually dared to ask me. he didn't as he always switches victims. alright, for your entertainment, here are screenshots of the site.

the words read: Please wait for a couple of seconds while we automatically redirect you to the main site. My bad for the inconvenience caused...

after a few seconds, this pops up.

want to have a reality check? i had created a replay link in case he thought he was dreaming at the moment before. it has got my copyright too! (:

i know that i may sound harsh in the latest two entries but i really couldn't put up with such and someone just has to voice this out. when the next semester comes, i pray hard that lecturers do not group me with him. if that does happens unfortunately, i'll either go on a hunger strike for group member change or give up totally on that module. i don't want a replay of what happend this semester. i'm sick of going through the trouble of working with him again, really

out and chilled.

Exaggerator presents: "The Presentation"

hello and my apologies people. it had been like ages since i last had an entry. actually, just more or less twenty days. i was hell sick and almosted coughed out my lungs. i didn't recover over about two weeks due to lack of rest.

6^th Febuary, 8.30am.
i shall kick off with creative thinking's presentation. well let's say you and i are in a group, we have presentation tomorrow and haven't been assigned to which slides to cover. i'm sure we'll call up each other and arrange for a disscusion yeah? (if no, don't bother to read on.) po and i communicated with each other but the Exaggerator (remember?) took no initiative to ring up either of us. of course, it doesn't surprise me and i had to ring him. alright, just allow me to make a few points before continuing this true story.

1) Exaggerator claims he has got a much-weaker-than-average english and always uses that as a excuse for not participating.
2) he did not contribute much on prelimary paper work, just scribbled a little illegibly.
3) he kept quiet when po and i offered to do up the slides, report and poster.

having a bad temper, that was enough to piss me off. i sms-ed him to make himself online and he told me he could only do so by night. besides that, he was so worried about his name and admin. number not appearing on the project. he came really late that night, but still came. something for me to be glad about, but NOT for long. watch what's going on next on msn.

first he appeared online.
Wish all a great & prosperous CNY !! says:
hey

and before i could start any shit, he had a declaration.
Wish all a great & prosperous CNY !! says:
i got to tel u all 1 thing

a declaration that threw me into a fury although i didn't exactly know what the fuck he's typing
Wish all a great & prosperous CNY !! says:
tt side i already goin to get sick, if tml mornin i can come sch den i go bcos i now takin my medicine if cant den i didnt go sch tml (i assumed he was trying to tell me that he's going to be absent from school the following day if he's down with illness.)

excuses. even for that, he has got no originality.
Wish all a great & prosperous CNY !! says:
tis few day so late sleep make me sick plus juz now i get rain

i controlled my emotions and spoke rather nicely.
break; says:
uh huh, that speaks alot about your responsibility. i'm on medicine now in case you don't know.

what the hell is he trying to say? minus and plus gives zero?
Wish all a great & prosperous CNY !! says:
i can come den i go
if i really cant den i oso dunno wa to do

po hsiang doesn't seem really happy.
Po ...have u smiled ???... says:
y the fish became like tat (he was nice enough to censor the F-word.)

at that very moment, i really felt like beating him to appease my anger. i know it's demanding to make him come if he's really sick but weigh these. he didn't contribute much, at the most 3% - 5%. i was terribly sick, having irregular fever relapses and coughing some blood. despite that, i burnt all my deserved rests staying up late to do my part, as well as covering up his parts. now, do they balance? these were really shitty, but po and i still agreed that he'll get a fair share of marks if he presents.

on the following day, he was absent and so po and i did a 2-men presentation. later on, i heard from cheng ghim (who took creative thinking the last semester) that the Exaggerator actually asked him whether he could pass the module without the presentation, but just with the report and slides marks. that's quite obvious huh? whether the leave was planned, i've got no idea and i don't want to judge. the end product is that he's neither going to get peanuts nor crackers if he doesn't contribute. after the lesson, i went to do what singaporeans down in this sunny little island love the most. COMPLAIN!!! the lecturer told us to convey a message to him, calling all who were absent to look him up for an individual presentation. surprisingly, po and i were still nice enough to send Exaggerator the slides and report for reference. however, when we went to hand up the report, the lecturer told us our group mate came, screwed up the entire thing with a few words and left. so he's not getting any marks according to the scale of justice. HAHA, i'm not being mean but well, we earn rewards yeah? i was very merciful already. i could have rightfully booted him out without giving him any chance to present again and he'll be all question-marks on why he failed for the module. you played with fire and burnt yourself, the fault is your own.

in short, i don't mind people who aren't inclined to be in my project group, as long as they try.

One Graveyard please.

hello again friends. so how was ang pao harvesting? i declare first, that mine's very little because they were harvested in malaysian ringgit and then converted to SGD. the rate is around 2.2 something, a little lesser than being halved.

so on the second day of new year, i returned singapore, reaching at about three odd during the noon. i had family dinner till nine plus and received a call from loong. he's being hell random.

"harlow, yit jing."
"aye kian loong."
"where you now?"
"at home shitting."
"fuck you la! what you doing at home!?"
"we meet soon la, you come esplanade quick, see you ah"
-click-

i bathe, changed and prepared to leave for the bus stop. the phone rang again

"aye brother, errr.. you want to go club or not?!"
despite having just reached singapore that day and feeling a little tired..
"STEADY LA!!"
"come come, meet at orchard."

don't you think he's like so random huh? one moment he called me to go esplanade and next, he switched the location to chinablack. he called me yit jing, then brother and finally, he wants to fuck me ( look above). lol? hahaha, rubbish. just kidding loong.

we (loong, kai and me) met up at orchard station and walked up to lido to join two of loong's friends. we dicussed a little a decided we should go minstry of sound instead. the bouncers there were probably more laxly or can't be bothered to check ids since it's the festive season and there's alot of people. we cabbed there and joined the queue, the famous queue, longer than fullerton's pay day queue, any singapore pool's queue which might be able to supersede the distance between tuas and pasir ris.

unfortunately, loong's dad rang him and boomed him to go home. we got in by about one plus. the bouncer allowed me in with no doubt, OH NO i'm getting old. it's hardcore crowded inside, so much that you couldn't raise your arm easily. we spent alot of time squeezing through the dance floor. kai and i are noobs and were too shy to dance. we parted with loong's friends and explored the club. clubs are rather interesting places where you can see all sorts of people. we saw couples making out on the couches, like it is their own cosy couch at home, emo peeps that sat around silently staring at the ceiling, ahbengs, ah lians, mats, minahs, geeks taking shot after shot, pretty girls, hot babes, pro dancers, blah.

smoove RnB!

retro boogie woogie.

kai and me ordered two vodka sprites followed by two shots of tequila. i'm not sure how do we drink it, but i just slurped it down together with the salt around the rim. we went up to the 'cage' and started dancing a little. still, i complained i wasn't drunk enough to dance. we ordered a graveyard and watched the bartender mix it. it's made up of vodka, gin, barcardi, tequila, two whiskeys, beer and stout.

do not attempt to drink it if you're a lousy drinker. you'll be sending yourself to your own graveyard, thus the name of the drink.

i had a sip and found it okay. but after a few more, the aftertaste became so ah pek. it tasted quite bitter, a little fragant and very herbal. i guess it's the stout. the guy seemed to have added too much of that. and by the way, i think pure stout sucks. back then, jielun and i tried to be funny and drank ABC stout, finding that it's very salty, just like a bitter version soya sauce. so back to the story, kaiyu took and sip and gestured...

from that, you can tell how strong the drink is. i took a few more sips and decided to just gulp it down till there's only a quarter left before abandoning the drink. three-quarters' just nice for me to get high. i don't want to end up like ox who gulped down three mugs, started beating his good buddies, puked around like a tap and finally collapsing at the lane small lane outside mos, obstructing the traffic.

above is a picture when i just got high. even the camera was high, it's vision just blurred like that. we met up with loong's friends and danced again till it's around four-thirty, all exhausted before heading home.

after all these celebrations, partying, feasting, drinking, etc, i got a little fever, sore throat and last but not least, faced with poverty, and loads of undone projects.

three-ninety, any robber planning on me might just go home and hang themselves after seeing this.

good luck to all struggling hard with projects, and that includes me.

out.

Happy Chinese New Year all.

saturday morning, i went over to my relatives' house at malaysia to pay them a visit. i need a laptop! okay, there's so random but anyway, the problem is that i have some projects to do and there isn't much computers and the programs i need there. my relatives' houses are at a kampung, no lan shops and most kids do not need computers at a young age. don't be surprised, picture having cows and donkeys grazing all about, where the hell do you find a laptop?! ignore that, it was exaggerated.

there isn't much to say about the trip, since dad was too lazy to bring me out or there isn't any place to go for recreation nearby. probably the second.

not to worry, i had quite some fun at my uncle's plantation and have brought back some pictures. check them out.

Country Roads

this is my uncle's plantation. looks like a place where you'll lose your way and get eatened by a tiger huh?

Wuff Wuff!

on reaching, this dog wished us a happy new year. poor doggy, look at its head. it got attacked by poisonous snakes.

let's move deeper in and look at the crops.

turnip

infant tomatoes

pineapple

wild fungus

My Nephew

he's four but you may die from dehydration if you are assigned to baby sit him. one moment, he thinks he's a mafioso, strutting around and waving a parang.

and the next moment...

he decided to abandon the prestige and downgrade to a peasant, hoeing every shit in his way.

says the hoe: HA1HA3, you are shorter than me!

i don't know why is he so playful, but his dad was quiet and obedient as a little boy.

Forest Fires

oh siah la! ah bung! our plantation on fire, help, help! i spon you life-time rokok if you help.

burn, burn, incinerate! purely singaporean kids, you probably haven't seen a flame that big.

after hours of battling with the ferocious heat, we put out the flames managing to salvage 99.989% of the plantation. alright kidding, we were actually getting rid of dead leaves and trees.

we are closing the finishline and i shall end it with this.

my life-line. being a farmer if i screwed up my poly education. if IT isn't my thing, maybe hoes, turnips, pineapples and potatoes will be.

happy chinese new year all,

out.