Sunday, November 26, 2006

Day 5

Five days since I had a horrible mat haircut.
Five days I've been living in darkness, somewhat like I'm infected with leprosy.

Okay, maybe it wasn't as bad and I'm just exaggerating about feeling like a leper but I really miss my old hair. Everywhere I went, people will ask me the same thing. "You cut hair?!" "What happened!?" "Omg, Yit Jing!" Thanks Hairul for the brown beanie, you're the best.

Anyway once again to my dear friends, do NOT go barbers if you frequent salons all along. I remembered that I gave instructions to the barber exactly the same way I told the salonist. But the results are heaven and hell apart. Be warned.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

This is Not a Racism Thing

I'm supposed to have my hair cut since Sunday but time was somehow a constraint. Finally today I had sometime, BUT THE SALON HAS GOT NO TIME FOR ME! I reached at 8.45pm just now and it was already closed. Even it's competitor at the left was closed. Boo, 8.45pm isn't that late right? Aiyah... what to do? Life sucks (I love to exaggerate!) Actually, not that much but eventually, YES. Life sucks. Read on for suckier details.

With every salon closed, I almost left with disappointment. Only the Malay Barber was opened, all the way till 9.30pm. I had never trusted Malay barbers since the age of thirteen (don't ask me why.) Tonight was different. I was already frustrated with my hair which was hard to keep tidy and the bloody two salons that didn't have the time for me. I just want to have it done by today and so made a reckless move of stepping into the Malay barber shop. Their staff were friendly jokers (which is a good point), but I forgot that I might be fashioned into a joker after their ten-dollar service.

I stepped out with really bad hair. Life sucks now (I'm not exaggerating that much.) I should've waited for tomorrow or gone to the salon behind my school after lessons instead.

The morale of the story: Decisions made on impulse may sabotage your life. Patience is the key to a life that doesn't suck.

Hmmm, maybe I should just cut army style to cover everything up.

Monday, November 13, 2006

The $3.5m Deficit; Any Challengers?

Hi and I'm back for a little while. To my faithful readers (if there's any), my apologies for leaving my blog for spideys to spin webs.

Where do I start from? I've really got no clue. I've drafted an entry for stuffs of the new semester, got too busy to continue and got tuned out, not knowing how to continue when I got back during my short free times.

Just a quick touch, in case you don't know, I've got a new module called some technopreneurship, shit. A quarter of the marks come from playing an online business simulation where you're given some money to set up a comupter business, like Dell and earn profit. Well, the situation for me now is not earning profit sadly. It's purely to recoup SOME losses and so, take a look at this...

Alright, for the benefit of those with severe eye deficiency or cock-eyed in short, it reads:

Your firm took on an emergency loan of 3,555,678 in quarter 2. Your current emergency loan is 3,555, 678. This reflects poor financial management. You are advised to control your expenditures this quarter and pay off this loan.

For those who are still blur, yeah. I was blur and over produced stock, all because of entering one stupid attribute wrongly. Now that I can't sell them all at that quarter, I start oweing money and it's more than freaking 3.5 million (And before that, people like Sailesh and Rico were telling me stuffs like "KNN! CCB! my company owe 300k!) Who's in the deeper shit hole man? rofl.

Anyway, my teamates are Liang and Jay. Jay was telling me "The system KUKU!" Yah, I was hoping the system was somewhat fucked up and messed our assets but it was the truth we found out later on. But but but! It is really fishy some way. It says I owe $3,555,678. what the heck is with the running numbers man?! Seemed like they are paying some 3 year-old kid 10 bucks a day to sit behind the server to key in random numbers for each team to owe. And, maybe the key jammed when he was pressing 5, so my financial screwed up bad.

Actually in reality, I supposed to be declared bankrupt, have all my assets seized and I'll be either lying in my empty HDB flat and staring up at the ceiling reminiscing my great fall of all time or being throw behind to bars, gawning off tax payers' money.

But in this game, NO way man. For educational purposes, the system actually introduced the idea of a loan shark called Guido (Yeah, the mean old grumpy asshole you see in the picture above, with his big-assed cigar. Big deal huh?! Screw you man, my daddy used to puff a pipe and he's way cooler than you!) so that you can continue playing the game. I think it's totally against human rights because he just came in without my choice and claimed about 40% of my shares. That's like huge damage. It doesn't even allow me to resign and go hang or drown myself! So currently, I made do with my loan and if things go smoothly, I'll be able to recoup the loss in a quarter or two.

To sum up, I've taught meano Guido a lesson. Two punches and a broken nose for him!

So besides beating the crap out of Guido, I've been busy especially for Infocomm security presentation (which was over), basketball training for SIT Sports Championship (which is on this coming Saturday), class barbeque (which was over too) and last but not least, squeezing some time for my dear girl (which I hope will never be over, *smiles*)

Alright, I've got 2 tests tomorrow and actually, I do NOT know why the hell I'm still here at the first place. Got to go, and I'll be back with some entries on Sports Champ and my class barbeque,

out.

Friday, November 10, 2006

The Truth

Choose one.
Yes or No?
1. Can you live without your family?
Can't.

2. Dare to kiss a stranger?
Stranger dogs only!

3. Kicked someone's ass before?
Yes, quite a few.

4. Scolded your teacher?
Nope, insulted only.

5. Cheated on examinations?
No, tests only!

6. Wish that a celebrity is yours?
Kind of, but I haven't gone gaga over any female celebs yet.

7. Hit yourself on the wall?
Yes, when life's at the sucking end.

8. Wish that your gf is here with you?
Of course (:

9. Wish that you can fly?
Yeah, I'm lazy but I don't want wings.

10. Wish that you were dead?
No, I love myself too much for that.

11. Lastly, 1 wish you want in life?
Married well?

12. & 1 word to end everything.
Simple.

YOU.
1. Are you a girl or boy?
boy.

2. Attached or single?
attached (:

3. Smoke or drink?
Both, and soon not.

4. Night or day?
Night

5. School or work?
After school.

6. Black or white?
Black.

7. Short or tall?
178, judge yourself.

8. Dance or sing?
Sing and maybe dance when I'm not sober.

9.Happiness Or Money?
Actually both, but happiness first.

10. RnB, Reggae, Rock, Metal, Techno or Emopunk?
Rock, Emopunk and some Metal.

WHOs.
Who sits next to you?
Bear, Liang or Jin Xian but never the '3G'.

Who sits infront of you?
No one.

Who's on your left?
Bear, Liang or Jin Xian.

Who sits behind you?
Jia Lin or Stephanie.

Who are your bestfriends in class?
I'm okay with all, not bestfriends perhaps, but just not "3G".

Most shy?
Ling Quan I think.

Cutest guy?
Me lah, me lah!

Cutest girl?
My girl (:

Prettiest?
Woot! Fiona Xie and my lao bu when she was young.

Most annoying?
My class? Kian kuan. He doesn't attempt but simply annoys me. That's called success without trying.

Brightest of all?
Bei Yuan.

Funniest?
Xavier and his cute figure, Rico hmmm...

Ugliest?
My mother taught me to sing praises instead.

If you could live one of your friend's life, who would it be?
I would like to try Anders' life for a couple of days but still want my own afterwards. I'm cool.

Your favourite teacher?
Agnes Ng.

The teacher you dislike?
Both Lams.

Favourite subject?
None sadly.

The subject you dislike?
Wah, bloody alot.

Who's your class monitor?
Jin Xian the bitch! =D

How's he/she?
fucking responsible!

Who's the class asst. monitor?
Rico.

How's he/she?
Left the class, boo.

Your class teacher is?
Mr See Toh Kok Hwee.

Your class?
MIT0508

Do you love your class?
I do like some people, but don't love it as a whole.

Now you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs:
You, you, you.. you and you! okay.