My Promise

As promised, Rico's self-proclaimed confirm owning lampa dance is up!



I'm not sure how owning is it on the web but it is funny to me because it is an inside joke, cracked on one of my lecturers. In case you're wonder what the joke is about, it's simple. That lecturer possess actions similar to what dear Rico had demonstrated in the video, except that his was more exaggerated. We all managed to pass her mathematics, so we've decided to glorify her with an impromptu choreographed dance by Rico.

Dear readers, in any event that you are impressed by the dance techniques and wants to hire Rico as a dance instructor, you can contact me, the manager by leaving a message on the tagboard.

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More Allowance from the Government, maybe?

Hello, I'm back here with my NAPFA test results, fresh from the oven.

This is no artistic photography in case you are thinking so. But if you want to copy and submit it for some photography competition, BY ALL MEANS! I'M ALL FRIENDLY AND WELCOME! JUST REMEMBER TO GIVE ME SOME CREDITS.

So now, catering to the non-photography fanatics. People, may I proudly present my NAPFA Certificate. It is as crumpled as how much I value it, HAHA.

I dislike the language used on the certificate. I rather they just show the statistics and conclude with gold, silver or fail. "Thank you for your interest and participation..." Was I even interested? It is compulsory as stated by some SMS from the school. Well maybe we guys are all interested in earning our reduced National Service term if that's what they're talking about. Perhaps the sentence should be revised, say "Thank you for your discipline to participate in the..."

This was how I faired having results of both extremes. I need to season ny abs so I don't get cramps doing sit-ups. I think there's a reason behind why is it called 2.4km Run/Walk. It is telling you that you can run, walk, or both. But if you run, it means that you'll pass and if you walk, you're going to get something as go as mine, holy 16.08 minutes.

Anyway this was what that happened when Rico and I did pull-ups. After Rico 'up-ed' twice, a strong stench odor aroma of Chivas filled the air, so he released in case the alcohol 'up-s' out of his throat. For me, after I've 'up-ed' twice, this sissy with ultra tight-fitting tee, hot pants-length shorts accompanied by hairy legs sashayed pass. I started to laugh, then controlled not to, then felt weak, and finally lost my strength before dropping from the bar. Moral of the story, we need to learn to put aside all distractions to accomplish something or rather, that's the punishment you get for laughing at sissy boys.

"Your results have not met the minimum requirements for an award. Do try harder the next time." Let me finish this off with the true Singaporean taste. NABEI LAH! FAIL THEN FAIL, DON'T TURN ONE ROUND AND SOOOOT LIMPEI HOR!

Nonsense aside, I guess I'll start training and go for another shot when I'm ready.

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Why do we Deserve a Term Break?

Hi there I'm back and now it is mine or rather, our term break. Let me just say why do we deserve this two-to-three-week term break.

#1 Bad Weather

The weather isn't that good recently and last monday, I woke up on time for school but missed lessons due to taking shelter at a bus stop for 30 minutes. I think I'm about to receive some legal letter from the school. I think lessons or should be postoned during wet days.

#2 Morning Mood Swings

Monday blues may be the first thing that comes to your mind but I'm referring to something more than that which doesn't only happen on mondays. Have you ever woke feeling fucked up, stoned or as though half of your soul seem to be lost in space? You are in a complete daze and each sun ray shining seem to be penetrating you. I think the only cure for that is to sleep more and I think lessons should start later. Anyway, the picture shows where I ended up when I boarded the wrong bus in a daze. I was brought to Punggol bus terminal, still looks like part of North Korea to me sometimes.

#3 School is Boring

It is no lie that school really gets hell boring at some points most of the time. Proof? See what the students were doing during lab lessons.

Case A: Spongebob > Laboratory contents

I don't think this student finds the game really amusing that it have to be played even during lessons. I mean, we all can play that at home during our free time. People do things for a reason and I guess those are the times when lame spongebob games still own contents the lecturer is covering.

Case B: Chatting Nonsense > Laboratory contents

This needs no explanation I guess.

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Ethanol-laced Blood

I hate it when it comes to seemingly deadlock situations where I couldn't do anything to control my emotions or things that are happening but just start rotting away.

The Aftermath of Monday Blues, is feeling Blue for the next Four days

The title tells how my day started off. I woke up feeling blue for no apparent reason, but the closest I could guess are the dreams I had in my sleep, not directly related me though, but still didn't give a proper sleep. I only sleep well with no dreams or what everyone calls sweet dreams, which is something I seldom get. I usually dream of being in screwed up situations and they are like real-time simulations. The most recent ones was being chased by 321804123089 people holding sticks, bats, spanners and anything else you can find in a regular construction site, for a long while before I finally got rounded. I jerked awake the moment the closest guy struck me with something. Sometimes I wonder where the hell are the contents in our dreams brewed.

Anyway back on track, it drizzled on my way to school. By then I alighted, the drips turned into buckets. The downpour stranded me at a bus stop, about 100+ metres from the sheltered area I'm supposed to go. I entertained myself with my phone games till the rain kind of stopped and guess what? It was twelve noon already, (my lesson had already started.) I was trapped there for thirty minutes and what a good reason for missing my lecture (I'm supposed to be earlier if there was no rain.) I do hope no legal documents will be mailed to me concerning my attendance.

I continued my journey to the bus interchange and it poured right after I reached there. Here's the comic relief part which I don't know to feel annoyed or joke about. It got really windy and rain was being sprinkled into the shelter at the people waiting for their buses. I then felt something close to me, as if it was following me like a shadow.

Oh no, the Messnger of Death befalls. It's this Ah Pek! He was using me as a human shield from the rain and moved along as I took a few steps around. Funny to picture that.

I had National Education today and there's an assignment, some 1000 word essay we should write about Singapore's blah blah blah, whatever. I think I shall just repeat "I Love Singapore <3" throughout. That's the key to getting a distinction in NE.

Holidays are approaching, only reason for me not to go 'YAWN' about but just for now, YAWNNNNN,

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